Nobody told me I won’t be great. If I knew I wouldn’t be so disappointed. But then again I can’t imagine myself telling somebody „You should be an accountant”. And I should be.
sound maker (part 2)
It was Monday morning. The book I read was quite interesting which made me quite angry because I’m always upset when I’m jealous. And I was jealous because I haven’t written a book. I was just a waitress in a foreigner country.
-Can I give you an autograph?
-Sure, hold on. – I gave him the book since I hadn’t anything better and still made of paper. – Could you write… could you please write ‚Barbara, comma, please quit smoking. This is Michael Fassbender speaking’.
-No problem. Who’s Barbara?
-My sister.
-So no autograph for you?
-I don’t believe in autographs.
-So maybe I could give you my telephone numer.
-Oh. That’s really nice of you but I wouldn’t call you. I’m rather shy. Apart first meeting.
-So maybe you could give me yours. I’m not shy.
-Yeeees. No. I wouldn’t pick up. Same reason.
-So what should I do?
-I don’t know. Brush your teeth. That’s for sure. You have just eaten a piece of pie and drank ameriana which I still can’t believe by the bye.
-What should I do to talk to you again?
end of the affair (ben howard)
Three seconds of beauty a day.
Enough.
sound maker
„Dancing is a really active form of listening. So if I can’t dance somehow I cannot listen to the music and it makes me a little bit disappointed. Not too much. A little bit.” – I wanted to say it to somebody but nobody was around and even if there was, the truth is that people don’t say this kind of stuff to each other. They will ask you „How are you?” hoping that your answer will be five words long. I’m not too surprised. How many fascinating stories happened in a grocery store? „I had mistaken tomatoes with potatoes and then in a line I met Michael Fassbender and it occurred that the guy can imitate sounds of birds.”
I just thought about Fassbender bacause last time he came to a restaurant and he ordered Americano.
-My goodness, good at mimicking sounds, bad at choosing coffee.
-I’m sorry?
-You don’t have to be, you will drink it, sir. – and I raised an eyebrow to show my disgust and pity.
-And I was just about to give you a nice tip. – so he raised his eyebrow as well trying to mock me.
-Somehow I don’t believe it sir. But I’m going to give you a piece of pie for free anyway. Since you haven’t been given anything for free for ages. Let me see…
-I don’t eat sweets.
-I don’t care. You can just sit down there in the corner and give it to your neighbour. This way I’ll do two good deeds instead of one so I can be freely grumpy and miserable for next week. Here we are. Tiramisu it is.
-Okay, thank you strange, I’m guessing from Russia girl.
-You’re welcome Scottish bird soundmaker.
-I’m not Scottish.
-Sure. I gave you a piece of pie. Please don’t be grumpy over nothing.
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